i like sharp pencils.

I cannot stand dull pointed pencils. Lead mechanical pencils would be the best, but they snap too easily and that just pisses me off. I do need prettier pens. I like interesting pens. In my pen holder I have Freddy Kreuger and a mexican lady pen. i need some of these:

• I'd like to yell at lettuce for a moment. I am trying to eat you. Granted I made you in a salad and cut you up yesterday but you shouldn't taste all wilty. you're disappointing my lovely taste buds. and the more it sat the yuckier my brain felt about my salad and now i don't want any. Wish i could do this:
  
  
  salad in a jar
  probably would have saved my taste buds. I ate the meat, now i'm gonna throw this crap out. hmmph.
  • oh goody it's the having issues with the bullet points day. what a week. I deserve another starbucks pumpkin cream cheese muffin. I will get some at lunch to make up for the bad lettuce. i shame you lettuce, bad bad bad. yum yum muffin....
  • What planet am i from??? I guess I don't frequent Starbucks as much as I should, which is good I can't possibly afford to buy a coffee everyday. BUT no one ever told me about the secret menu...yes i said secret menu...here's a link Here's a larger list for all of your favorite restaurants secret menus...hopefully I've helped someone just like me......
  • oh yes as i was saying the pumpkin cream cheese muffin...this is what it looks like so please drool and go and get one...

  
  

  

  • funny. the days have quickly gotten shorter, haven't they. Last night we had dinner and when i looked outside i realized it was too late to work on the table. it bummed me out a bit. Gerry will be firing up the grill and creating magic with pork ribs. I'll be making some corn muffins. yummy. Add a can of creamed corn to the normal recipe found on the box people!! it tastes delicious. 
  • Got my muffin. you should know this because now i am sublimely happy.
  • i don't know why but that LMFAO song makes me super happy. it's like audio prozac. just try and be pissed off when you hear that song...just try...
  • Another happy thing is i got my glasses! yay. i look super cute. you can't see, but i do. just trust me. 

  That's enough for today. Seems like we should end with some music though...i am pretty sure i already put up LMFAO awhile back, so i'll have to put something else up....
  if this blog doesn't prove my bipolarity I don't know what does...HAHAHA.
  be safe.