Poopy Morning.

Indeed a poopy morning. My neighbor stepped in poop when she took her pups out and Bella was doing the bootscootin boogie on the carpet-no poop thank the Lawd. I woke up at one point horizontally on the bed. My body must have felt free to roam about without waking me, I wonder what else I did. I forgot to make my salad last night! I did throw some lettuce in a container topped with chicken and scream "FUCK IT that's my damn salad" . Oh and almost forgot to give Bella her antibiotics. Gerr is an essential part of my morning, even when I ask him thirty times to get up.

• I am turning into a BOCCE MASTER! ok maybe an actual Bocce Player not master but let me practice more and I'll show you people! Really I had two really good games last night and was super proud of myself. I guess maybe I am made for this game. I'd like to give myself a 

 yes that is a medal. lol. it's a bocce medal and now i'm thinking i should get these for the team! lol. 

• Hey Californians! Ever have a question or some type of issue with the DMV and you get confused on the site because you can't find squat? Check out DMV-the unofficial DMV guide it's pretty damn cool and they take you step by step through different processes. Purdy awesome if you ask me. :)
• So what the heck's going on in the Bay Area this weekend-

Treasure Island Flea Market-Saturday if you go to SF fun cheaps, you can get on the guestlist and not have to pay the $10 per person admission fee! I signed us up-just in case Gerr's up for going. They're having a Gnome hunt. BMX bike thing...etc...and it sounds like fun. Printed out my guestlist invite! yahoo.

Off The Grid-need I say more? I think i may order some pizza for my tired dude when he gets home. So i'm skippin that this weekend. 

Obscura Day-sounds obscure....it's on Saturday and I guess it's not such an Obscure holiday since it's celebrated in over 100 countries. Read all about it here Sounds right up my alley too... hmmm. Part of this Obscura day in San Fran includes Strange Artifacts and hidden wonders: Mysterious walking Tour-looks like fun. hmmm, sounds like this weekend may be a bit more interesting than I originally planned. 

National Parks Week-If you weren't aware well now you are. Gain admission Free to any national park this week. Sunday being the last day...maybe it's time to go for a little walk through Muir Woods....hmmmmm?

• Ideal on Ideeli-My pick today is the Festival style. There's actually some really cute hippy-esque pieces that weren't too bad. The prices are fair. 
• Hot on Hautelook-Maria Mare & Mustang, for my sandal friends-$15 bucks for sandals!!! and they're not bad looking!!!
• I wish I could go home and lay around. that would be super nice. 
• I would like to add that I do love my dog, very very much. I am one of those responsible pet owners that will go broke, because I made the decision to take care of another life, be it canine, it's still a life. All I need are daily shots to NOT flip out when i look at my credit card balance. sigh. I pay off a thousand bucks, I add a thousand bucks. I know it will get paid off, but drat goshdiggity darn forkin A to mutherunkin heck. ONE DAY I WILL SEE A ZERO BALANCE!! dammit. 
• So what's for dinner tonight? hmmm, i was thinking a cheeseburger and fries and laying around in my jammies, but chances are I'll eat my leftover pasta stuff which is fine with me. 
• I have been eating salads for lunch for three days now, today will be day 4. I think I'll weigh myself next week and i'll let you know if i've lost any weight. I think i can take miss Bella on a walk today too, so that should make her happy. 

That's all i got left in my brain for today, i'm afraid i'll deflate like a balloon and you'll find me this limp piece of rubber sitting on the floor. Have a great day!

Debwee, Debwee...

We got Debwee. Whenever I hear the word "debris" I think of Twister-that movie about the tornadoes, where Helen Hunt and what's his face are not good actors at all, but the rest of the cast is funny and stuff, yeah that one...When i got in my car i heard the traffic report for the South bay and they were talking about debris on the highway. Once again it's supposed to be stormy, but I see this ginormous star in the sky that's making me blind; probably should stop staring at it. Anyway, I'm driving to work and i see all of these people swerve, YIKES, it's debris debris! Well, it was a garbage bag that probably fell off a truck. So that's the word of the day, if you hear anyone say debris, kick 'em or punch 'em in the arm.

• Day 3 of my morning smoothie. I must say it's a guilty pleasure to hear that whirring of the blender and wake up Gerry...hehehehe. I know i'm so mean. If it was like 7 or so , i wouldn't do it, but come on it's 8-get your ass up. lol. I think my new blender hates ice. I'm not very nice to blenders, so I have to be careful. I will figure out my new blender and she will love me. OOH tonight is the farmer's market and I need some fruits!!! :) 
• What's the haps chaps? What is going on this weekend and what would I like to do. Truly I'd love to sleep in one day, but looks like Saturday I have to take Bella to the vet to get her second pee test-let's all cross our fingers that the Ecoli is finally gone...oh God, please...But what else sparks my interest:

Sidewalk Arts and Crafts Fair in West Portal San Fran-all weekend

Fashion Slave Night at the De Young- friday night

2012 Spring Open Studios in the Mission-Saturday

2012 Cherry Blossom Parade in Japantown-Saturday

Not much going on this weekend, which is fine with me. I should probably clean my house...hehehe.

• I'm eating Tomato Basil Wheat Thins like they're the only sustenance i need to survive. I need to stop...after i'm done with the plateful i grabbed. And then I'll probably have ugly withdrawals so watch out.  

• Hot on Hautelook- Matisse shoes. Blu Pepper-Great GREAT prices...19-22 bucks for some really nice blouses and dresses.
• Ideal on ideeli-Cute stuff on the Philadelphia picks sale and Girl's night out sale
• I feel awful, i wasn't impressed with either one of the above-ideeli and hautelook today. But I have different tastes than most. 
• WHATEVER!!! Hey New Yorkers, get your butts on Living Social and buy the VIP meet and Greet with this guy:

 Yup...I'd kill for this...Give me Just ONE Picture with him and I'd be super excited!! Oh wait..it costs 2500 bucks...nevermind that's fucking insane. Yes it includes a ticket and seating in the 100 level ticket, meet and greets bla bla bla...or you can choose to pay 2000 to meet Mariano Rivera. still way out of my price range.

• Today on Livingsocial-Marin/Sonoma- paddleboard session for 2! 50 bucks 4 hours. that's a good deal!
• Last night we started our Bocce team for Gerr's company. Stagecoach is official-there is a BOCCE Ball team!!! lol Had a great time, we lost but for most of us it was our first time playing in an actual court (ahem, me). I liked watching people and studying their technique. Can't wait for next week's game. Hopefully it will be a little warmer and less windy! 
• Oh and What's for dinner? My game plan for this evening is a baked scalloped potatoes with ham and Bacon! yummy. 

Off to la la land. I think i'll stare at the wall and slowly drift off into a functioning coma. By the way, wheat thins were made by Satan. That is all.